Another one you left off
Metallica vs. Its Own Fanbase

Besides, it's the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. If you're going to be irreverent about a great actor's death, at least get your shit straight.

Yeah, that makes sense. Of course, the "immersed in media" thing goes for filmmakers too, which is probably how stuff like the Pink Floyd pig winds up in scripts/shots in the first place.

So no one has love for The Sandman, Preacher, Hellblazer, Transmetropolitan, Maus…?

Hmm, I guess I did miss that. Ah well. I had other problems with the movie (that I'll not mention here for fear of being flamed into oblivion) besides the pig.

Abbreviations?! Sounds like sexting to me. Call the authorities.

Xavier, I'll have you know that I, I, I personally put two of the Bugaloos in the hospital.

Kids, that's the one where something really unpleasant happens to Chloe Sevigny in the end, right?

You're out of your element, Donny.

I find it more than a little amusing that 3 weeks out of every 4 for the past 5 or 6 months, almost all of the decent new releases are Blu-Ray movies that are out on DVD already.

Liam Neeson is not economically viable.

Children of Men officially lost me the moment they were in that office building, I forget why exactly (I saw it once in theaters when it was new and not since then, so my memory of isn't great), and there was a giant pig floating in the background. With no explanation whatsoever.

Damn, I thought I had the world's longest pull quote for Brick. I see now I've got to step up my game. I'm going to make a pull quote that is the entire length of the review minus one word.

I guess that's like a discussion, if discussion means "worthless assholery".

Yeah, I don't know where to stop sometimes. It's led me to a bad end before, frequently ending in a restraining order.

The only pure medium remaining is the comic book
Discuss.

I'm pretty late to this thread, but…
I cannot believe that no one so far has made a joke about the green M&M's fuck-me boots.

Vajayjay. If it's good enough for the front of Cosmo magazine, it's good enough for a bland sitcom.

Believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid…and I went ahead anyway.

Actually, the hotel I work at caters almost exclusively to government employees on business trips, which adds a really interesting level to it all.