The David Copperfield bit is phenomenal.

Also, why hasn't this been made into a movie http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Governor Carl Weathers will be here any day now

This fits in nicely with my theory that there are only two people on the internet: me, and one guy pretending to be everybody else.

Went to a Brian K. Vaughan signing for Saga on St. Patrick's Day, was drunk enough to tell him  I didn't like the ending of Lost. (I was very nice otherwise.) Haven't read Saga yet. Also basketball.

The medium of photography has reached its apex

Oh, right! *Ahem* Hey everybody this guy is drawing on his love of dick! This guy over here! Dick! He loves it!

Boooo

I literally just registered so I could make a joke about you saying you love dick.