My friend and I played the hell outta Wargames for the ColecoVision! He'd move-and-shoot with the crosshairs using one controller while I switched map locations and weapons systems with the other. Damn. Thanks for the nostalgia kick.

True story: My mom bought our first color TV (used) because "Oh, God!" was going to premiere on a broadcast network.

He's determined to retroactively turn Mr. Saturday Night into an autobiography.

Upvote for "Apple ]["

Or frozen.

Yes! Finally, we're gonna get Kiss Meets The Phantom Of The Park 2!

Except the Pope. The Pope Must Die(t).

*contingent upon whether or not a DJ revolves it

Oh my God…it's full of jars…

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As the Elevator Killer?

The term is "duckface", old man! Disclaimer: I am also an old man.

Can I specify that my funds be used exclusively for the construction of a beach volleyball court for use during "Playing With The Boys"?

Did he roll his saving throw?

And a steak the size of a toilet seat!

His replacement? You guessed it: Frank Stallone!

@Gentle Herpes:disqus, are you here to cause trouble?

"Hate Christianity, love the Christian", I say.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

It would bleed, but it doesn't have the time.