"She Cramps": lesser known Cyndi Lauper song.

Curb-stomping pregnant teens seems a tad harsh but if it gets results….

"Yo, wrap that shit UP, B!" is my go-to phrase for telling people to hurry. Well, not ALL people, just friends and family.

Those clowns at the local news station did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Toto is totes amazeballs!

It's enough to put me in a bad mood for a day.

To be fair, she is from Nantucket.

Yeah, I haven't read his stuff for years but I can't imagine hating the dude.

It's like we're brothers, @avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus. (see above)

Here's how: In 9th grade we were given an assignment to by our hippie biology teacher to write a poem about environmentalism. I copied the lyrics from the Dead Kennedys "Moon Over Marin" and turned them in. He liked it so much that he gave a very earnest and dramatic reading of it in front of the class. While I was a…

The funniest part is when the guy doesn't get the help he needs for his chemical dependency and/or mental illness! But why let the hilarity stop there? Make a request for the police station booking video. Maybe (fingers crossed) the guy will smash his head against some stuff or even cry!

I hope she takes out her retainer and puts it in her purse first.

This needs more upvotes. Well played, @avclub-d116ae13554d47530ed800aef8ed5755:disqus

Are the Hawaiian-shirt shows still on? What about the ugly X-mas sweater shows?!?

*Match Game theme is heard*

The real story is actually quite mooving.

Which begs the question: Will Sony allow developers to change the action of the "Share" button to something else (map, settings, etc)?

My jaw actually tightened just now at the mere memory of eating a Lemonhead. They had that one layer of super-ass sour and then sweet, sweet sugar the rest of the way, baby.

@Roswulf:disqus - I got the same feeling as you did, and I hate these kind of "surprises" almost as much as I do "practical jokes". But I assure you that Sophie is barely rattled and it leads to some very sweet moments.

Noah 4: Incest Time