That's like picking a fight with a bunch of 10 year old boxing students and then complaining at how crap boxers are at fighting when you put them all in the hospital.

I always went for the female characters. If I was going to waste an evening on a game, may as well have a cute pixels to look at. Why would anyone have an issue with picking a girl? Never realised this was an issue.

The Spoiler!

Black Widow. Black Widow needs to be in every film. Even outside the MCU.

I gave up once they ditched Megan Fox (and it was painful sitting through them then). Did any of the subsequent films have a single action sequence that had as much as a drop of tension/thrill in it? For an action director, Michael Bay sure as shit doesn't know how to do action.

Sherlock also never seemed to have much detective work in. Sometimes it felt (like the wedding one) the mystery was tagged on as an afterthought and most of the show was just 'witty' character stuff.

I cannot ever remember which famous Seth is which famous Seth. Honestly, there seem to be so many Seths now

That's Billy Joel in the last video.

Sorry, in what world is this a C.

Still probably better than Die Hard 5.

I actually thought it was a Die Hard poster when I scanned it. Like Google ads had inserted an ad in the review.

I'm still angry (and bewildered) at Matt Damon's character in Rounders for not accepting her offer of physical intimacy. The fuck?

I love the way happy Christians cover Imagine a lot.

Fuck me. I've never heard that song. It's teeth grindly awful (and that's without Yoko parts) both lyrically and musically.

12 Angry Man needs to be redone with fucking shit loads of spaceships and shit.

I always felt like the original needed a serious fuckton of CGI. Well done, Sony.

Buddy Holly.

I forgave her instantly as she is adorable.

I can stamp turtles to death, yes?

People get things wrong with movie quotes all the time in real life. Why not in a movie?