Fuck a duck. Dourness is the least of the DC film problems. I'm sick of people saying this is the main problem.

People who repeat a character catchphrase to an actor should have their kneecaps melted.

And it's terrible.

Yes, the police scene is genuinely menacing and dark. Something 95% of action films just don't get. If the action isn't scary or has weight to it, why the fuck should I care?

Despite being a child of the 80s and loving this film, I never liked the look of Commando so didn't watch for years.

Really good point on the prologue text. Never thought about that.

I really don't get the hate/lack of love for Temple. It's a magical film.

T2 is great fun, but the original is so, so much better of a film.

I prefer to imagine you looking like your avatar.

Um…I think you are confusing my post with another post which said 'unusual lives can't be instructive'.

Sorry, dude sounds a fuckwit.

It's all I care about too.

Then Toho is easily impressed. 2014 was also fucking terrible.

I'm confused. You just line up their hand with your hand!

Perfect statement.

"How watching Alison Pill movies almost made Pairesta go to the hospital and have an operation for facial blindness"

I love getting the 'sign up to our newsletter pop-up' after I visit the site directly from the newsletter link I clicked on.

It's the darker European remix.

Google Amy Winehouse statue. Try not to laugh.

As someone still not yet caught by law enforcement for a series of crimes I committed on the highway back one golden summer, I'm picking I Know What You Did Last Summer as the film that most encapsulates that summer feeling for me.