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You should see the shit Amazon Prime usually put out.

I love how the Beyonce video has a woman screaming in the most obnoxious way possible about the Pokeman Go player (thereby pissing off everyone around her no doubt) while the Pokeman GO player is not making any noise and therefore not really annoying anyone.

Teenage me watching Bedazzled alone says: Elizabeth Hurley
Adult me says: The woman who played Satan in the remake of Bedazzled.

Why do people want to meet famous people they don't fancy?

Strippers? Blow jobs? Beer?

It's no MacGyver.

AJ…fuck…my blood pressure rose everytime that goddamn kid came on screen. I so wanted a hit on him. And Carmella.

Such a waste of Bill Murray. Really, I was in shock at how poorly written that part was.

Just checked his filmography quickly. I'm in no rush to see anything else of his background. If that's his best looking film, sweet lord. How did he get this franchise?

Most TV documentaries are unwatchable for this reason or the shitty cheap historical reenactment shit they pull when no acting scenes are needed.

Just read his Usual Suspects review. He was confused and had to watch it twice. Wow.

I've added my brilliant and flawless observations elsewhere, but the tone was one of the most annoying things.

The franchise rights alone will make us rich beyond our wildest dreams.

Never seen that, thanks.

Christ, did he slag those off too? And go against his own logic (as he always seemed to do)?

That's a great statement…and I think true.

Fuck that original arcade game still holds up.

I hope, before Paulie threw the ninja into the water he said: "I don't sweat you!"

"A little long for a song" is one of the weirdest things I've read in a long time.