I went to something similar here once. No phones. Just waiters/waitresses running around, shining lights to see the cash and also an endless supply of munchy food for hippos to crunch on all film!

I like a lot of Gibson's films and was actually looking forward to Passion. But I thought the direction was awful and tacky and was a rare, rare film I didn't bother finishing.

Interestingly, I'm increasingly avoiding going to the cinema to avoid the fuckin' millennials on their phones and chatting.

Give my $20 million, Milla Jovovich, Olga Kurylenko and Helga Lovekaty and I'll get you a profit.

This must have been awful: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/u…

For fuck's sake, Cookie Monster, they moved about a foot and a half!

I actually thought this was a Warhammer trailer after I saw it. I was so bored during the first time I saw it in the cinema I must have zoned out.

Ha! Nice one, Centurion.

Pffft! You haven't read my Lara Croft fanfic!

Considering the trailer bores you to tears withing half a minute, who the fuck would shell out for this clusterfuck?

I'm waiting for the study into why every porn film with cheerleaders in makes me masturbate.

Listen! Can you smell that?

It's no use crying over spilt titi milk.

Exactly. It's like he's drawing attention to show shit some of the scens are by s l o o o o w w w i i i n n g g g them down. Rather than realising it needs to speed the fuck up.

Did John Woo ever use slow mo well?

A plague on anyone who watches James Corden.

I'm not very confident the movie will be very good.

I'm 100% sure.

I was gutted too when I found out. Especially as belief in ghosts was some of his less wild beliefs.

It would also be fucking brilliant if Ghosbusters was not mentioned by anyone on this episode…Not once. They just talked about other movies they've all been in or something.