1) She is not a supermodel
2) As a man who made Once, he has no right to criticise anything, ever.

I met a HR woman last month who won't even put forward an attractive woman for a job in her department (CVs come with photos/LinkedIn profile links).

As a teenager, the girls in school slagged me and my friends off for fancying 'bimbo/slutty' Pam Anderson in Baywatch.

I'll never forgive the public for not supporting that film.

Ha! I love research and Googling to investigate hot women's age, but the failure to read the actual piece! Brilliant.

Translation: God's word is badly written.

I want a Black Widow trilogy.

Don't bring my news about Hulk wearing more. Bring me news about Black Widow wearing less.

I love both Emily Blunts…but the one with amazing stomach/core strength just edges it.

Don't ever feel bad for these people.

In what fuckin' measure of quality/humour does Ridiculous Six look remotely tolerable or enjoyable?

What an awful thing to say about people.

"…even though most of his recent movies don't work…"

Yup. The Bible was a chore too. At least this is shorter.

That's annoying. All that work and just as you can almost touch the moon…CRUSH and CRASH!

This summer will be the summer I finish the Koran.

I think the editor that makes the AV Undercover videos now thinks he's in a horror video game.

I know of the Filmation Ghostbusters. But it's not remotely a remake. Never ever in 32 years heard anyone call it that.

Have you never seen an Adam Sandler trailer?

Brainless?