Ok, I just watched the trailer of Gigli…fuck…but at least you could fast forward to the J-Lo bits (and mute). But Cop Out?

Gigli at least had the option to objectify J-Lo's physical charms…but this…this….. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

That's not a friend.

Dear AV Club, please help me.

All hail the Lawrence! All hail the great one! All hail!

It hasn't, in this version 2016. But in your 2016 timeline it may have.

So I finally saw The Mighty Ducks.

Good answer, thanks.

Explain then.

But nipples.

Yup! This times 1000.

I LOVE YOU GAL GADOT!!!!

I met someone once who had been on the Bachelor. I didn't know it when I met them.

You fucking cocksucker! You fuckin' leave that fuckin' cocksucker the fuck alone.

People who go on these kinds of shows are terrible human beings. Fact.

Today's mistake by scanning headlines too fast was reading this headline as:

Hey comic fans, you can thank Dirtside for putting this project in development hell!! Boo fucking hiss!

Who are you, the Great Khan or something?

The Incredible Hulk Rides the Rush Hour Metro

Perfect. You're hired!