That's setting the bar really, really low.

Whatever happened to that movie I was going to star in where Milla Jovovich, Olga Kurylenko, Beyonce, Kate Moss and Fiona Apple were playing BDSM queens who beat the living shit out of me while….oh, shit,….daaaaamn this waking up.

I'm too scared to Google this Beck novel.

What's the Emma Stone appeal? I don't think she is charismatic, has never been memorable in anything I've seen her in and they are hundreds of prettier/more interesting looking actresses.

Who cares!? She's divine.

He's let himself go a bit.

Ahh, J-Lo, even laying on the floor in that promo shot I…..mmmmmm.

He sounds like he needs a good slap anyway.

How can you stream a puddle?

You've never seen Milla Jovovich in 3D, clearly.

What fuckin' mountain where you up that had a 3D theatre atop it! By God!

TAKE MY MONEY!

Boobs or no boobs to be seen? I need to know. Now.

More importantly, where's my Milla Jovovich:

The sequel should be two hours of the priest from the window in Rocky II reciting the Catholic Creed. But he is so old he keeps getting it wrong and falling asleep and repeating himself and failing.

Yup, pure scum. Even by boxing standards.

You deserved for more upvotes for that. Here, have an imaginary 1,00 from me.

Ok, you've made my day. Hadn't seen that film. Looking at Geena at 0.56 of that clip…just….wow!

Fuck that. I fuckin' adore Ghostbusters. Liked Ghostbusters II and love Murray.

Quick, here's one hundred of your vulgar US dollars. Kick me in the gonads, hit my elbow with a frying pan, burn down my home and kill my firstborn But don't make me watch this movie.