I was sat next to some fuckwit on a plane who was watching Avatar on a phone. I was caught between rage at his dumbness for watching 1) a shit film 2) watching a shit film that was a large screen 3D gimmick on his phone.

You'd be surprised.

It does work, I assure you.

Still no new MacGyver! Curse you, Amazon!

Especially my treatment where both main roles are played by white Victoria's Secret models.

I'm excited it could work! LET'S DO IT!

To be fair, the Braddock story is pretty damn interesting and worthy of a film. I'd love to see Robinson/Louis/Johnson films as well. I agree it's crap there aren't any, but Braddock is a legit film subject.

Brian Ritchie: "For the fans who rightfully are complaining about the Wendy's burger advertisement featuring "Blister in the Sun," Gordon Gano is the publisher of the song and Warners is the record company. When they agree to use it there's nothing the rest of the band can do about it, because we don't own the song or…

White people causing the problem.

I've tried getting into their post first album stuff. But failed. Is there anything I should give another go (haven't tried the last couple)?

Nope. Dare I Google?

They were humoring you. You had no legal or constitutional right to declare yourself sheriff. If anything, they should have reported you to the real police for impersonating a police officer.

That doll of hers gives lots of head.

Jedi Protein Pills and Storm-trooper vacuum toilets.

Star Wars…please go away. Please.

Poor fuckers. Going all the way to avoid this Star Wars' circus and you STILL CAN'T GET AWAY!!!!

Come on what? I didn't know and it doesn't change my view that want I've seen from Sandler is utter drivel. Why should it? Crap is crap.

The first Terminator film is still the best.

When I grow up I want to be a male stripper killed by Scarlett Johansson and her friends.

Yeah…yeah….? Um…yeah…well…but I…um…