Coffee? Go take a run and jump, coffee.

I'm pretty disinterested in this topic. No, uninterested. Wait, fuck!

I prefer 'twat'.

But Sandler can't do slapstick well.

I finally got back to 'rereading' Wuthering Heights (after 19 years).

That's a Thor sequel I would watch. Not even Portman's presence got me through Part II (I through one was fine).

Yeah, Blanchett will be just fine.

Wow….just fuckin' wow.

I was lucky enough to see Hateful Eight on 70mm last night and it was glorious! Tarantino was there doing a Q&A and was praising the projectionist for nailing it.

Would be better if it was people saying: "Ha! Sucker!" in silly voices for three hours.

He will not give a shit. He probably sleeps better than the dead.

It's like that Mr. Fogg character when he traveled the world. He sent his assistant to view the sites and report back to him.

Is it true Trump would have made more money than he has with his businesses if he had done NOTHING with his inheritance other than put it in a high interest account?

I love the USA. A lot.

I had high hopes but gave up episode five (or four). It was a huge waste of potential for me (and what seemed a massive budget).

Some people pay for that. Check he doesn't so he doesn't end up getting it free when he can pay good money for it.

So now I can make those Milla Jovovich "I love you 'illnevergetmorehope' videos I've always dreamed of!

You know it's bad when it isn't even the best Dog Musketeer story. Not by a long shot.

Pah! I'm still mad at Pepsi for being so disrespectful to opera.

I prefer to rig up some pasta, a projector, an improvised light source and some duct tape and project perfect shadow versions of Game of Thrones on my bedroom wall.