Baby Jesus is officially in tears.

Insert generic comment on if an album is streaming in the woods and no one is there to listen is it still hipster music? Etc…

Needs more celebs and gimmicks as per modern Doctor Who, etc.

Woo hoo! What a gal!

How much would that be by today's sample?

I hope when this guy walks in a bar with a friend to meet another friend, Friend #1 says: "Tell him about the 120 Twinkies."

The diver is going to have the fuckin' bends! So don't worry too much.

It's AVBuzzfeed lately!

What could be better than combining an all-time classic theme tune from my youth and a lady I often think about during my sexual fantasies? It's win-win.

Great job? Really?

I LOVE YOU, MILLA!!!!

The Bourne series looks like it has more laughs than this.

More lesbian scenes would have made this classic a classic classic.

DOLPHINS!

Defeatist.

General Grievous! Wow! What a name.

Nope, the prequels are utter shit. No debate.

The fuckin' butler did it.

There was once a dream that was 'Gladiator'. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish… it was so fragile.

And, I can't stress this enough, the costumes are fuckin' amazing in that film. Pheonix's in particular.