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More like it.

As much as I loved The A-Team growing up, and still love the voice-over at the start (it really is perfect), even aged about eight I never got why, if they were on the run, they drove around in a big stylized, unique, massive, fuck-off black/grey van with go fast stripe driven by a huge black guy wearing more bling

Don't quite get the reference. In the 'Look out for that cow!' example you only reference the cow once.

I went into Avengers Part II thinking that it would be leather clad Ms Johansson who would play the character I would must like to get beaten up by.

NOOOOOOOO!!! NEVER GIVE UP IN THIS BATTLE!

Chicken legs or chicken wings?

Damn you and your logging on before I! Damn you to hell!

I never not heard nothing about no rules not needing changing or nothing, man.

Fuck you. I rules the set!

Whose coat is that jacket?

“All right, this bitch has something to say.”

I don't know who this person is, but he seems to sure have really shitty taste in pretty much everything.

Don't look at me, I already game away all my money to strippers and..well…other strippers.

Why does Edward Woodward's name have so many d's in it?

Milla Jovovich. She needs to do an American Recording type album.

Sounds like that plane belongs in a museum.

Backstage at the Victoria's Secret show. No way that place is real. It's a fake like the moon landings are fake. Done with mirrors and stuff.

To be fair to Rednex, they massively progressed stylistically with their follow up song, Pop in an Oak.

The Police Academy franchise of course. I never quite felt like they fully explored that poignant (if somewhat zany) world!

Christ, Dan Aykroyd's half-arsed GB3 ideas are better than Extreme Ghostbusters.