I need to vary my mastubatory habits and not keep doing it to the same classic dozen or so actresses I usually do.

I always appreciate a woman who takes such care of her hair and outfit in a world overrun by zombies, where beauty products are no longer made and I'm guessing the fashion industry has collapsed.

We must never give up on our dreams.

I like Milla.

There is no such thing as too much God.

MacGyver.

Indeed, there are many fans of II: http://www.theputto.com/com…

For those abusing Ghostbusters II, some people think Ghostbusters II is worth defending…violently: http://www.theputto.com/com…

I don't care how drunk/high/young you are. If you thought (in any way) Indiana Jones and the Cuntish Skull of Crystal was more than a 1/10 on your first viewing you have no right to work in the medium of pop culture.

The opening overture was worth making the movie for.

You slag off the Untouchables and I'll send you and your friend to the morgue.

And that Forman film about some piano player dude.

Are you saying my career as a top music critic is undermined by the fact I've never listened to the Beatles, Elvis and Bob Dylan? Like, whatever.

It's down to the benefits of a classical education.

And he isn't about to sacrifice his hand either. He is planning to shock the torturers and get the fuck out of dodge.

Yeah. I agree there is lots about this film that doesn't hold up, but this isn't one of them.

Agree. I dreamed of being in a sword fight with her like Robin and getting utterly owned.

For every harm the AVClub does this film I will visit it back on them tenfold.

The Cure's Disintegration album. End of discussion.

Good things about this movie: Milla Jovovich.
Bad things: Every other single thing.