Cup of what?

There's a damn philia for everything.  Fuckin' internet.

There's a damn philia for everything.  Fuckin' internet.

Was the Japanese Prime Minister in attendance?

Was the Japanese Prime Minister in attendance?

A real pro would do it before they went out there.

A real pro would do it before they went out there.

Not every movie with Robin Williams is a "Robin Williams movie."

Not every movie with Robin Williams is a "Robin Williams movie."

It would be even better if it was "Rebecca de Mornay" from Seinfeld.

It would be even better if it was "Rebecca de Mornay" from Seinfeld.

My Man Godfrey and The Fisher King are great.  It's not that all the movies suck, but that they all share this overused trope.

My Man Godfrey and The Fisher King are great.  It's not that all the movies suck, but that they all share this overused trope.

My Man Godfrey and The Fisher King are great.  It's not that all the movies suck, but that they all share this overused trope.

That was what I thought.  Looked like a bad Christopher Guest take-off.

That was what I thought.  Looked like a bad Christopher Guest take-off.

Ah, don't be ashamed, I don't want to make fun of people just because they like competitive singing.  It's the "forbidden attraction" thing that's hilarious—what is this, West Side Story?

Ah, don't be ashamed, I don't want to make fun of people just because they like competitive singing.  It's the "forbidden attraction" thing that's hilarious—what is this, West Side Story?

Dracula Gottfried was more convincing.

Dracula Gottfried was more convincing.