His co-host (Eric Boardman) had to retrieve water from the lake at Crystal Palace Park in England to stop Gary's transformation process, but he arrived too late and Gary had gone full-dino.  He becomes a museum exhibit and says "It's a living" at the end.  Upon reflection, these shows were bizarre.

Yup.  He turned into a dinosaur in one of them.

Yup.  He turned into a dinosaur in one of them.

"I hear it's a little better this season" - something I hear every year.

"I hear it's a little better this season" - something I hear every year.

weird boner…

weird boner…

They have rap in Alabama?

They have rap in Alabama?

But he has a huge penis.

But he has a huge penis.

He directed High Crimes with Morgan Freeman and Ashely Judd, which was one of the hottest new releases at Blockbuster when I was working there.  So, uh, I'm sure it was great.

He directed High Crimes with Morgan Freeman and Ashely Judd, which was one of the hottest new releases at Blockbuster when I was working there.  So, uh, I'm sure it was great.

Like The Postman?

Like The Postman?

who's nuts.

who's nuts.

"I think this is college music."

"I think this is college music."

Ah, an indignant lecture from someone named Corrective Cock Punch.