First they came for Golden Agouti Gerbil, and I did nothing, because he was kind of a prick…

First they came for Golden Agouti Gerbil, and I did nothing, because he was kind of a prick…

What is Sodomy?

What is Sodomy?

George Carlin mentioned getting a ticket for jaywalking when he first moved to LA (while making the point that LA is lamer than NYC).

George Carlin mentioned getting a ticket for jaywalking when he first moved to LA (while making the point that LA is lamer than NYC).

"FART Sent from my iPhone"

"FART Sent from my iPhone"

"Do you know why it boils?""No."
"Because it's hot."

"Do you know why it boils?""No."
"Because it's hot."

Not to be snarky, but I thought it was the Parkinson's.

Not to be snarky, but I thought it was the Parkinson's.

Don't even bother checking until Armond White has weighed in.

Don't even bother checking until Armond White has weighed in.

DANIEL TOSH

DANIEL TOSH

Can they say that?

Can they say that?

Unless he actually walks with a limp, yes.

Unless he actually walks with a limp, yes.