Happy (?) Life Day!

Apparently it didn't leave a sufficient impression, being killed after one episode.

THE GRASS DOES NOT GROW ON THE PLACES WHERE WE STOP AND STAND.

(Boo Radley reaches back to punch Ewell, who ducks, punch hits Jem instead.)

Does his last name rhyme with "fight?"

(FARTS)

Oh good lord please stop me from laughing at this.

Even better if it was over the Johnny Mercer song.

Tebow, Pat Robertson, and SNL?  It's a good day for easy targets.

Their GE Microwave Oven division is even worse.

(Enthusiastically scours the web for relevant slashfic)

Bravest little hobbit of them all…

Thank you, sir or madame.  I know how I'm going to waste time at work today.

You could probably get some quality weed on a Bob Bakker dig.

Korine actually seems like less of a precious enfat terrible than Franco at this point.  Think about that.

Flagged?

Let me tell you about this "James Franco…"

Hank the Rapper.

Grandpa Baca's excited reaction was what made it nightmarish.

Doesn't the "true meaning of Dawes" post from the Undercover feature have around 500 likes?  That was a good one.