DA

FUCK

Ugh, this is the douchey flipside of of the asshole Frank Miller stuff.

Good point, Jay.

I thought it was his last.  Not a great picture to go out on; The Caine Mutiny it was not.

The Bank Dick taught me that full-blown alcoholism is nothing more than a charming character quirk.

The "Human" Factor:  George Kennedy takes revenge on terrorists who wiped out his family.  That's about it.  The sight of Kennedy jumping lithely from the top of one building to the top of another during chase scene strains credibility, but the finale, which finds him offing one bad guy after another in a crowded…

But then he'd have to rape himself.

In the 90's Jay Leno did a bit about the shortest measurement of time being a "CBM" (Christine Brinkley Marriage).

The Wind and the Lion was OK.  Millius knows (or knew at that point in his career) how to shoot expansive vistas.  And the guy who played Roosevelt was great.

Emotional terror, kidnapping, rape…but the dancing is fabulous.

Spanglish was decent (title aside), but now that White has proclaimed his admiration, it seems worse.

Do people really get mad about Armond White?  Fucking guy's hilarious, I'll be sad when he's gone.

O'Neal is great, and this post is great, and Rand is terrible, but that was kind of a cheap shot.

I don't think that would fit John Goodman.

Yeah, this thing just got funnier and funnier as I read further and further.  Great stuff.

"That one Eddie Murphy one with the daughter that predicts the stock market or something"

Too easy joke removed

She was the GREATEST!

I can totally see present-day Ice Cube in some crappy Gilligan's Island reboot.  Ice Cube 20 years ago, not so much.