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The sun made her do it.

It worked for Kevin Kline.  All of his problems were solved or something.

So do many priests.

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Yeah, that was unfortunate.

I thought it was alright until the incredibly stupid werewolf vs. werewolf stuff at the end.

And then Bluto starts getting fresh and Popeye's all, "don't go there!"

I like the last two seasons overall, but is there a lot of love for The Butter Shave?  I thought it was awful.

Such a great scene.  "Boy, you really went bald there."

Re: The stand-up bits

They should have just used the Big Butt Book picture.

Why don't we go outside and I'll show you what it's like?

I don't think freckles are the biggest concern here.

tl; dr, tnt ftw

Tobias was actually accused of liking "torture porn" (ugh, I hate myself for typing that) once.  He gave positive reviews to Martyrs, and even Hostel 2.  This movie just sounds like a load.

I dunno, the young girl getting scalped was pretty repugnant.  I know there's more to the film than that, but that's the one image that's stuck with me.

Working on being a powerlifter.

"Let's not fight!"  (hangs up)

I saw that.  Michael York tells God to "BRING IT ON!" at one point.