Hahaha…"try to experience a little culture," says the guy defending Justin Bieber…

Uuuuhhhh…his woman's jeans prevented his nuts from dropping, shooting them back into his stomach and causing a chain reaction?

Uuuuhhhh…his woman's jeans prevented his nuts from dropping, shooting them back into his stomach and causing a chain reaction?

Where's your Messiah now, Van Alden?

Where's your Messiah now, Van Alden?

That eye twitch in the office led me to believe he was about to lose it completely. Not yet, I guess.

"Aren't gasoline prices today just burning you up inside?"

They totally did. But it was the "C. Montgomery Burns Santorum Beverage."

They totally did. But it was the "C. Montgomery Burns Santorum Beverage."

Pretty sure they will not, as Jay was real excited about raising another baby. Unless they get heavily into bath salts.

Pretty sure they will not, as Jay was real excited about raising another baby. Unless they get heavily into bath salts.

Wait, is algebra supposed to be funny? I was under the impression that it was not.

Wait, is algebra supposed to be funny? I was under the impression that it was not.

And George Remus would be George Castanza then? George likes his chicken spicy!

And George Remus would be George Castanza then? George likes his chicken spicy!