Also she used her Hail Mary play to kill an old cult leader instead of like the 5 armies bearing down on her.

It's definitely moving fast, at least relative to how it used to move. If this was going at the pace of previous seasons, Jon wouldn't have received that raven from Dany for another 2 episodes.

There's still one left taken captive

eh, he feels more like a Pirates of the Caribbean villain than a Game of Thrones one

he's cracking walnuts for god now

I enjoy pickled dickon from time to time

That's the final episode. Their conjoined genitals sit atop the Iron Throne and peace takes hold of the world.

He's auditioning to be the new Hodor next season

Hey Experts, please weigh in on my totally rad fanfic idea:

That line was pretty terrible.

it was still pathetic as hell to watch

wizard did it

It was the two sand snakes that we saw Euron kill. One was impaled on her own spear, the other hung from her own whip.

I figured it was probably that, but I want wolfie back.

maybe he just has his balls, and no dick, and greyworm has a dick, and no balls, and they see eachother naked in the locker room and have a "this is what it feels like when doves cry" moment together.

and in like… a coherent way? That doesn't happen for TV shows very often.

They both go on a side quest to fish Needle out of the ocean

I think he has like massive PTSD at this point and just can't deal with shit

It's usually a bad idea to piss him off and leave him alive.

Hot Pie is going to lose a lot of business thanks to this episode.