(SPOILER: they were slyly semi-concealed in the cupcake-bikinis)

ohmahGAWD I'm so glad that it isn't just me — whenever I see her un-hair-thing, I just wanna poke it with a stick, see if it giggles/gasps/whatever…

…there's either something worthy of being sussed out in the "white tulip"/"black umbrella" referential juxtaposition or I have taken too many antihistamines & multivitamins lately.

I just wanted to douse him in Tabasco, wait briefly to see his reaction (as I still wanna know what the hell was UP with the capsicum-affection aspect of Observerdom (if they haven't already addressed it and I just missed the explanation, which would be typical of me)), then devour him (in the nicest way possible). I…

But Miami PD don't be doin' no "forensics" shit.  They apparently too busy doin' lines of (some inhalable hallucinogenic) and doin' they hair and doin' the nanny and doin' SPECTACULAR amounts of denial and whathasyou.

But Miami PD don't be doin' no "forensics" shit.  They apparently too busy doin' lines of (some inhalable hallucinogenic) and doin' they hair and doin' the nanny and doin' SPECTACULAR amounts of denial and whathasyou.

I followed this same viewing pattern (scary) and came to the identical conclusion… That this show isn't being more loudly hailed and celebrated as some of the most consistently hilarious shit being televised (as is much of the rest of Fox's comedy output lately — lookin' at YOU, Ben and Kate) currently (or over the…

I followed this same viewing pattern (scary) and came to the identical conclusion… That this show isn't being more loudly hailed and celebrated as some of the most consistently hilarious shit being televised (as is much of the rest of Fox's comedy output lately — lookin' at YOU, Ben and Kate) currently (or over the…

As I "liked" this, Kayjon Cermak at KCRW was on in my background saying, "the 405 north is screwed you should maybe go the 101 to Coldwater…" (or something to that effect), and the meta-ness got me VERY way dizzy.  We in LA are INDEED obsessed with traffic/routes/bs-ephemera, it's IN OUR BLOOD!!! It's in our blood……

As I "liked" this, Kayjon Cermak at KCRW was on in my background saying, "the 405 north is screwed you should maybe go the 101 to Coldwater…" (or something to that effect), and the meta-ness got me VERY way dizzy.  We in LA are INDEED obsessed with traffic/routes/bs-ephemera, it's IN OUR BLOOD!!! It's in our blood……

@Soylent Green The way they mixed that formula (considering it looked more like Baby Whateverthehellname was drinking a cloudy gin & tonic out of a poorly-washed bottle than downing properly-mixed babyjuice) — one part formula-powder to fifty-two parts liquid (please if there IS a God, let it be water), it looks one…

@Soylent Green The way they mixed that formula (considering it looked more like Baby Whateverthehellname was drinking a cloudy gin & tonic out of a poorly-washed bottle than downing properly-mixed babyjuice) — one part formula-powder to fifty-two parts liquid (please if there IS a God, let it be water), it looks one…

Daryl did strike me as quite the nihilist for a while there…

Daryl did strike me as quite the nihilist for a while there…

*silence continues in typical manner over course of 14 more episodes, but THEN…*

*silence continues in typical manner over course of 14 more episodes, but THEN…*

I was totally gonna say "but only MAYBE for a Matchbook-Car-Size baby," but then Dock.Port.Candlestickmaker beat me to it mostly (and made me cry, incidentally)

I was totally gonna say "but only MAYBE for a Matchbook-Car-Size baby," but then Dock.Port.Candlestickmaker beat me to it mostly (and made me cry, incidentally)

guys, c'mon, he is peanut-crazy-&-jelly and "////////////////" is how he writes "don't forget to buy milk and maxi-pads" seriously.

guys, c'mon, he is peanut-crazy-&-jelly and "////////////////" is how he writes "don't forget to buy milk and maxi-pads" seriously.