So THAT explains why the inmate/patient threw the shit/splooge (jury seemingly still out somehow above, which scares me a little) on the nun/person! Maybe I need to turn the CC thing on.

So THAT explains why the inmate/patient threw the shit/splooge (jury seemingly still out somehow above, which scares me a little) on the nun/person! Maybe I need to turn the CC thing on.

I KNOW ISN'T ELLIE KEMPER JUST THE HOTTEST POSSIBLE THURSDAY NIGHT GIRL-PERSO… screw it.

I KNOW ISN'T ELLIE KEMPER JUST THE HOTTEST POSSIBLE THURSDAY NIGHT GIRL-PERSO… screw it.

Yeah, the notion of a female falling irrationally for a man that both treats her essentially like shit AND looks like a fragment of Mt. Rushmore? Impossible, I tell you… [cries]

Yeah, the notion of a female falling irrationally for a man that both treats her essentially like shit AND looks like a fragment of Mt. Rushmore? Impossible, I tell you… [cries]

beema makes me as happy as a busted-up tire on an oceanside roa… No. Happier than that, actually.

beema makes me as happy as a busted-up tire on an oceanside roa… No. Happier than that, actually.

Discerning this was VEXINGLY difficult for me as well… Gracious, they could be SIBLINGS, ferfuxsake.

Discerning this was VEXINGLY difficult for me as well… Gracious, they could be SIBLINGS, ferfuxsake.

[sings knowingly to herself "SOMEbody didn't go to 12 years of Caaaaatholic schoooool…"]

[sings knowingly to herself "SOMEbody didn't go to 12 years of Caaaaatholic schoooool…"]

(she put it in his (shhhhhh) winky while she was bath-kissing it and he scarcely noticed*)

(she put it in his (shhhhhh) winky while she was bath-kissing it and he scarcely noticed*)

I live with a showrunner. They ARE inside some of our houses, actually. SCARY.

I live with a showrunner. They ARE inside some of our houses, actually. SCARY.

HellzBelle (sigh) is just wishing to high fuck that the AVClub would LET HER CHANGE HER MORONIC USERNAME IF WE'RE GONNA RUN WITH THIS REMUS SCHTICK NOW.  :(

HellzBelle (sigh) is just wishing to high fuck that the AVClub would LET HER CHANGE HER MORONIC USERNAME IF WE'RE GONNA RUN WITH THIS REMUS SCHTICK NOW.  :(

(yes, this is precisely what they would LIKE us to think…)

(yes, this is precisely what they would LIKE us to think…)