They are *SO* WHITE!!! (exclamation mark count and use of asterisks reveals commenter as being white as well)

yeah

Annnnd, so, where does this go NOW??  (Genuinely curious.)

Holysheet… Though I pride myself (rather, prided, as in FORMERLY) on the accuracy of my BS-meter, it was so, SO off last night. Spouse was all "phony, contrived, House-manufactured" when the kid was onscreen, and I was all "shut UP, Cynic of the Century, I cannot hear all the warm inchoate-father-son-relationship…

Sigh.

Me, regardless of the comics, this show, pretty much anything else on Earf:
'PLEASE!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD NO MORE 'Awwww, HELLLL Naw!!' comments!!!!!"

Last count was 2,327,988.

Like Carl even KNEW he had a "mom" at this point…

I didn't miss a frickin' thing!! Damn you, Breaking In! I will add 3 exclamation marks to make up for my befuddlement!!!

(stoopidass DISQUS)

SALMON lotion…

Craziest thing in the WORLD is that I was at a Wilco concert in Santa Barbara literally listening to them sing this LIVE *as this aired* and I just HAD to say that somewhere thanks for letting me vent.

Yeah, but I didn't see it cumming. Feeling pathologically cheated…