Fun fact! the term Redneck originated to refer to people from the Scottish Highlands, who then immigrated to the US south to become our Rednecks.

Actually residuals from Bananas and Take the Money and Run pretty much adequately fund the molestation.

Donald Trump with his tiny soft hands and bloated soft physique could never help you put together a garden shed. Swanson wouldn't vote for such a plushie jn his life.

Carrot Top has been fighting a lonely fight against that for years.

Face Chalupa!

A white Mulan would be a travesty, but, I don't quite get the anger over Ghost in the Shell, doesn't most Anime anglicize their characters? Hence the huge eyes?

So I tells the guy I tells him, "I don't even get out of bed for less than $200k!"

I was on a jury for a murder trial where the victim was stabbed to death. A juror was arguing that since some wounds were shallow and the killers were looking for drugs that it should be second degree because they may not have meant to kill her.

Is it me, or are this sites reviews of this show more insufferable than the show itself?

Unless it's chick's bonin dinosaurs smut. Plenty of that!

I found mine behind the couch, the little scamp!

Nowadays the Stones do most of their rollin' on Rascal brand scooters.

So is this the last What's on tonight? That's my takeaway.

Nope, just a fuckin cat.

What about Tucker's countryside?

Just don't make them cute, remember we want people to eat these fuckers. Rabbits are freakin delicious but most people don't know that because, well, shit, just look at the little fellas.

Weirdly it turns out this is a slow paced movie about a lonely substitute math teacher and his quest to find an apartment that will let him have a goddamed cat for crissakes. At least then he'd have something to come home to.

Alright then, get your hands on a shitload of aquariums and heat bulbs and meet me in AZ so we can get on the crest of this new Land-Lob (working title) craze before those crusty New England pricks see which way the wind is blowin!

Is there a land bug that tastes like lobster? Can we breed big ass crickets? C'mon lobsters are bugs right? There's gotta be an analog!

What's with the glut of hot funny chicks? Used to just be Aisha Tyler and Sarah Silverman, but now they're everywhere.