I want to do so many things to him.

Apologies, domina, indeed you did.

Some cheesy horror movie with Joshua Jackson was on the other day, and it took me five minutes to figure out that he looked weird because he was totally clean-shaven.

Speaking of Boyd Crowder, Walton Goggins as a woman is ..surprisingly effective.

All this Velvet Goldmine talk and not a mention of Ewan McGregor or Christian Bale in make-up? For shame.

I gotta say, boys in eyeliner is one of the most fantastic things ever. I know there's major Depp backlash right about now, but man, that Jack Sparrow eyeliner is perfection.

Holy god, you are not kidding. That alone was pretty much worth the two dollars I paid for the ticket.

The random DEA guy on BB has this fucking awsome, gigantic walrus mustache.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo men in makeup.

How has this not turned into a Perv Thread?

Have you seen this? http://scrolldowntoriker.com/

It is not attractive at all. But then, neither is Channing Tatum.

Now that I think on it, the answer is probably Walternate.

And it looks like she has a faux-hawk, too.

Peter or Walter? #Fringerewatch

Living in OKC means you are without a doubt doomed if a nuclear strike happened. We have a Air Force base in the metro area, and I've been told that it would be one of the top five targets.The base is just down the road from me, and I find it kind of soothing. No fighting through the aftermath for me!

No, I'm not a parent, and I don't react like most people to "family is everything" themes, because I have absolutely no context for that kind of thing, and I don't particularly believe that blood is thicker than water. I didn't care for Brave for the same reason; the mother-daughter relationship didn't resonate with…

I would be willing to Project Mayhem some network exec's office to get a WW1 series on HBO or FX

God, I fucking hate Charmed so much. It's actually ridiculous how much I hate it.

I'll stand next to you and admit that, while I'm okay with the animation, I have never, ever understand why so many people think it's the best Pixar movie evar. It's not that interesting.