Oh my god, Persia, it's not a Triumph, it's an SUV, Jesus, doesn't anyone care about  details?

@avclub-8083f8525d497986f236b06e13177d8a:disqus He clearly needs all the help he can get, so just make sure that pillow is fully charged and I'll keep chanting and we'll win this thing!

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus Dewey Crowe's off somewhere still yelling "TUCKER".

You've had your bump!

"Fire in the hole, bitch!"

Also FUCKING CALL IT IN, you idiot, so SOMEONE KNOWS YOU'RE OUT THERE, Jesus Christ, Hank, ARE YOU A LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONAL OR WHAT?

Maybe a swan running through.

I'm fucking Meth Damon

Marie should have let Hank know about the positive result of her pregnancy test. That definitely would've gotten Hank a bullet to the skull.

I've been binging on Malcolm in the Middle this weekend; I finished one ep ten minutes before this came on, and I have to tell you, once Walt came on the screen, my brain erased any memory of Hal.

WALTER WHITE'S GLASSES CONFIRMED A TOTAL LOSS

RIP my ass. Fuck Devil.

They did have a punctual railway system.

Look, I don't want to seem self-important, but I've been keeping Jesse alive by chanting, "Jesse, don't die. Jesse, don't die. Don't die, Jesse" during the Previously On, and it's worked so far.  So you might try that that.

Okay, this show is just a masterclass in yelling, "OH YOU FUCKER YOU CAN'T END IT THERE" at the TV

A killer snot demon from outer space! :)

What if you could get two Gannicuses making out with each other?
Because if there were two Gannicuses, they totally would.

@avclub-6d8e5be200a835beb77d899f00b890a5:disqus @avclub-573185e7a57bcdcd68d7895cf83ffe66:disqus It's pretty clear that Inara's patter is always a standard Companion training line or some variation thereof.  Everything she said to Fess in Jaynestown was exactly what an inexperienced young man would want to hear, and…

@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus And I don't think Morena was a weak link so much as she was usually given nothing to work with, other than "be a glamorous space hooker!"   She was at her best when they let her be a)funny or b)protective of River or Kaylee

It probably took me a second watch-through of the series to actually get a lot of things about Simon, but I started to warm to him the second he climbed up on that pyre with River.