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Jimmy Thinks You_re Emo
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By coincidence, I have just put The Long Way Round and The Long Way Down in my Netflix queue! Oh, sorry, I mean on my Netlifx list.

Yes, you'd think he'd at least consider that Jesse might have some good ideas on how to work Walt, considering he's spent a lot of work-time around Walter and who's seen a side of Walt that Hank never, ever has. But Hank's a cop, therefore he knows best.

I think you mean "the tic-tac-toe key"

Hank's never really been able to grasp the concept of finesse in personal interactions, though. He's all bull-in-a-china-shop.

Mr. Clean is not as "clean" as he wants you to think he is!

Somebody's poisoned the waterBrock!

The return of Jim Beaver?

Here is your flowchart

Nope, I'm with you. I'm firmly in the "Walt doesn't care about Jesse; Walt thinks he's supposed to care about Jesse" camp.

She was disguised as the scary guy Jesse saw standing in the plaza.

Goddammit you guys I miss that show.

Next week's episode:  "Trip to the Groomer's"

Your infant daughter is a cat?

You mean Obummer, I assume.

Sort of as an aside, I think the problem with the "Mr. Chips to Scarface" line is that it's a pitch line; it's a catchy summary of your project that you tell producers so you can get your show made.

OH wait! The "better way" is Princess Leia, right? SHE'S HIS SISTER!

They make out for half of the episode and Marie gets knocked up with Jesse's baby. Turns out  Hank's narrow urethra was the problem. Just FYI.

Wait, Deadwood is for hipsters?

Let's get one thing straight, though: Skyler will never, ever on any planet outpace Walter at the art of using people.  Suggesting that your ex-meth dealer husband take out his ex-partner who has just attempted to burn down your house is not "using someone"; it's playing by the rules your husband is used to playing