There is no excuse for bad french fries.

As long as you are wearing a polo as a whole Style Council thing, I think we can let that slide. *looks to judges*

@disqus_pLtzLD5UrA:disqus I work in a place that is affiliated with Big University, and it's just a nightmare. At least these co-workers have figured out that talking to me about any sport, period, gets no reaction at all, and I guess that's all I can ask.

Let's see, I'm going to attempt hiking on Sunday if the weather and my head will cooperate, some stupid yardwork, and then some house-organizational projects.

Noooooooooooooo kitchens are awesome; there are SO many awesome cool ways to remodel them and make them better. 

Haha "ladyheads". That sounds kinda perv-o

Take it off right now, Richard. *taps foot impatiently*

Or Mary McConnell

Aw, poor baby. Thinking of going to school makes me want to barf, too.

Happy birthday tomorrow!  And good luck with the Russian; I always always mean to go back and refresh myself on all those goddamn years I took - I still have ALL my textbooks and a million dictionaries and everything - but something always comes up, like having no time, and being really super-lazy.

The Skeleton Dance. It's one me and my friends made up; it goes like this.

Happy Formal Birthday!

Maybe they will give you really good drugs to make up for it!

Not gonna lie, I would have been tempted to continue to the conversation with the crazy lizard people guy.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN IN MY YARD CAUSE I HAVE EM TOO

I keep getting reminders to take my yearly compliancy testing and I just really don't want to. It's the same every year, it doesn't change, WHY do I need to take it again?

Pippi Longstocking braids?

But dude, haven't you noticed that it is ALL 80s up in here recently?

This weekend I took off three extra days, and one of my projects is to to lay out all my clothes, see how they mix and match, and try to make myself throw out stuff I never wear/have no use for.