Can you specify "I will only come in for PT if you don't let THAT PERSON touch me ever again?"

Corkboard with
Postcards sent to me by anyone I know who goes anywhere (at my request)
Antique postcard in French I bought at a thrift store. No I do not speak French
Pages from the Worst Case Scenario desk calendar
PotC cursed coin that used to be a keychain
Pirate gun i.e. gun that shoots small plastic pirates
Blue…

^5 for you having sense! I've known way too many people who don't actually understand that avoiding slightly anonymous people on the internet is really best for everyone.

But you didn't date John Mayer AND marry Russell Brand,so you're definitely still miles ahead.

I am always somehow smacking my left forearm into doorknobs and handles on bathroom stalls and things at that level. I don't know why it's always my left arm.

What.
What.

What in the holy fuck.  I second @LJo1:disqus , and also advise that you not reply to the Tumblr person or interact with them, so they can't do they "that scary menacing person is threatening me on Tumblr!" thing

I don't, but I could learn it. Her idiot boyfriend would make me crazy though.

*thanks her lucky stars she read downthread before posting about Harlequin Danes*

So if I get the magnet, that means I'm your favourite, is how I'm reading this.

It's really a lot easier than you think it is- you just cook it til it flakes under a fork.

Lady Rainicorn.  Okay she wouldn't really be a pet so much as a roommate though

Haaaa, that's the age I went back to college, and I had to take two bonehead math courses before I could take one for credit. So I was That Girl Who Glares At People Because She is Trying To Learn, For Fuck's Sake.

The….what Index?

Supernatural is not even coming back on the air until October 16th. Seriously wtf are you thinking, CW?

What did you bring me? PRESENTS PRESENTS PRESENTS

I used to bruise like a son of a bitch, but I barely do at all any more. I mean, it's probably a good thing, health-wise, but derby-wise, it's kinda disheartening.

Oh no no no no no regular Triscuits are divine just as they are! Like shredded wheat, except not as dry

Red Leicester
I also had some awesome Irish cheddar in Ireland, but I don't know anything more specific. You're welcome!

Hmmm really? I may have to sally forth to Annoying Mall in my area, because it has an Aldo, I really, really need a new purse, and that one is cuuuuute