I raise you a Powerpuff headline

Look I just went straight for the actual meth. I mean, it was only 83%, but it's Oklahoma, you really think we're gonna be getting 96% around here?

Heeee I think that does qualify as a sundress.

Oh no, I think that's perfect for an outdoor afternoon wedding!

Now I'm going to be distracted for the rest of the afternoon pondering how that pile up a couple nights ago caused a kid to be born in the 1950s.

Ah driving school for tickets. I remember those days. Man, I had so many tickets; how in the hell did I afford them all?!

Just shoes, or shoes and belt? I wouldn't do just shoes, but I would do shoes and belt. But I don't wear belts.

But does it have the ruched top? Somehow I don't feel like they're real sundresses if the top isn't all stretchy.

and that's why I hate looking at steampunky boots. They are all sooooo pretty and impractical and I am soooo poor but I waaaaaaaant them.

On a side note, you bastards did not warn me that there are so many wackos in the Breaking Bad comments.

But keeping Vin Diesel as Hatred, of course.

Happy birthday!

Have you tried the hemp powders or like egg powders? You can get single doses of them at Whole Foods and try them out to see how you like the taste - they're like three bucks a pop, but it's better than spending twenty+  for a big ol thing and finding out you hate it.

I bought a Saturn that was 3 years old, and that worked out pretty well for me, but the idea of something just off the lot, never been tested, gives me a small anxiety twitch.

You can still get an Element, dude, they only stopped in 2011, I believe, and I like mine a lot.  It doesn't get mileage as good as my Saturn did, but it's not terrible, and man, you just cannot kill Hondas; they go forever.

Your mom.

Yaaaaaaaay! I wear a skirt four maybe five times a year, when it's boot weather, and never any other time, and it's a weird feeling to wear a skirt after not wearing them for so long. Hooray for your dress!

Damn you, woman, don't link to sites with boots that are even remotely steampunky. *shakes fist at you*

MOOOOOOOOOOOM he's talkin' bout Shaft again!

goddammit I almost spit all over my screen.