I don't understand how those could be real.

Oh, it's not as bad as it could be, and the lack of rental reimbursement is  my own fault.  I probably had it excluded from the policy on the grounds that I've never needed it before, ever. Most of the accidents I've been involved in were 20+ years ago, and at that time, there was always a car available for me to…

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm plantains

I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to find the Alan Ladd version of the Great Gatsby. I had no idea it existed until a month or so ago when someone here mentioned it and now I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed it.

So it's more "don't wear pumps because you will poke holes in the lawn", not "don't wear wedges which are technically also heels", right?

I grew all the fruit myself!

My insurance policy does not cover rental reimbursment, so I am stuck with that bill myself, without one single drop of lube.  The repair estimate for my car ended up being just under what the insurance company would have considered a total loss, and since I like my car, it has less than 80k miles on it, I wouldn't…

I am excite to hear the Cary Elwes news, because I am super-shallow!

"Blase" is polite; he's always kind of seemed like a jackass about it, to me. I understand being tired of being identified just as Mulder, but I dunno, Duchovny frequently seemed/seems to condesending about the whole thing, like it was vaguely beneath him.

I really like Timothy Omundson; I wish he was actually in more stuff.

I'm so sorry for you and your family.

Um, what the hell, why did she instruct people not to wear heels?

That is, like, making-a-woman-suit levels of creepy. WTF who would think that was appropriate.

I used to have a friend very much like this.

Why can't it be both?

@avclub-68b739692fa849e6572ee31610a75750:disqus There are directions on jumper cables?

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

I never heard the not-connecting-both-jumper-things ever. Huh.

Okay, a) hey I did not know you're a girl! YAY more girls! and
b) but you can tell us what flowers are edible! You can keep us from eating poisonous flowers when we're starving!

Now is that the "new" way? Cause the thing I was reading was talking about just grounding it by attaching the last clip to the chassis, and that doesn't seem far enough away to prevent any sparks from going boom.