Why is it jelly on bread now instead of a polar bear? It always throws me for a loop.

REI, hippie.

Oh hey, has any had this Shiner Red Grapefruit and Ginger beer? I saw some at the liquor store, and I loooove me some ginger, but wasn't sure how it would be with the grapefruit.

You know I was downtown on a Saturday this weekend, and noticed that the new fancy meters require feeding until 6pm Saturday.  They used to be free from 6pm Friday til some time Monday morning.  I wonder if this is the same line of thought, except we do have more than one company that owns the parking garages.

I pull through spaces, but I don't insist on doing it. And I don't think I've ever come head-to-head with someone trying to pull through as I was trying to pull IN. That would absolutely piss me off.

Yay for normal blood tests!

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus And see, I can't fathom the concept of wanting to live in the same state, much less the same city, as your immediate family or keeping in touch with people you went to high school with.

It took me waaaay too long to figure out that you were talking about rings, and not like a group of people who play music.

The AV Club complements blue. WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Nope, no details needed. I am well-known for getting hung up on the semantic. :) I'm with @avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus in being tweaked by the use of the word "innocent"  by an adult male person in relation to an adult female person.  It's hitting a button that may or may not be accurate to your…

Wait, what? Required to back into? Cause I have a special rage for people who back into parking spaces, especially the jackwagons who like to stop all traffic when they do it in my parking garage here it at work.  And this is a  fairly recent trend, too, am I right? I don't remember seeing a noticable number of of…

Ugh there are few things I hate having to attend meetings I don't need to attend. Meetings are the WORST anyway; meetings I shouldn't even be at are the worstEST.

Take all the drugs and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep and feel better!

Well, you should know,  Boyd Crowder. 

I do not understand how anyone in the  computer age can get a damn job without knowing how to communicate in text or spell  a word like "envelopes".

I like to use poblanos in stuff, instead of bells. I use them in my black bean burgers!

My friend hates the sprouts they bring as "appetizers" at Asian restaurants, and I love them because they taste like dirt, and not in a grittty haven't-been-washed way, either. Mmmmmmmmmmm dirt

And you can eat it froze, too, like ice cream, if you can't eat ice cream.

Those must be for really patient people.

Must be that time of year. I was looking at teaching English in other countries not too long ago.