Yes, you totally meant to do that! You knew the detour was there!  I am jealous that you have nature trails at all that don't go rather too close to a sketchy part of town.

I love every picture of me until about second grade, and then my approval rating is very rare indeed. I've had to get used to it in the past couple of years though; derby girls are camera whores, and derby publicity events are full o cameras.

AVAST YE SCURVY DOG

KIDS
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I just bought a copy of Tinker Tailor Solider Spy at 7-11 for five bucks!
A little late in the day for a new comment, okay, but only y'all would appreciate it.

If I lived nearer to my family, or if we had closer relationships, it might be different, but for me personally, I seriously just do not care enough about their opinions of my belief system to bring it up when I see them for seven days once every year or two. I talk to my mother more frequently, but she's not one for…

In no way can I say the same. *shifty*

Hate to break it to you :), but people do think you're automatically going to hell because of your beliefs. This is why  agnostics and atheists from this part of the country are reluctant to mention it to their families or co-workers or bosses, because it can and does get you treated differently.  I haven't mentioned…

I have a whole different question. To what kind of "non-believers" does this refer? Non-Catholics, or like atheists and agnostics?   Why would non-Catholics OR either one of the As give one single shit what the Pope has to say about it?  Or is this just one of those things where a religious figure cannot possibly…

LOL

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus Hmmmm, maybe I do say "shun" instead of the "ch" sound.   I know I don't say "lay-she-in" though, @avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus . I guess I haven't ever heard someone native to the area say it.

Oh I don't, really, but I have no fucks to give because I loooove them. Also I wear them with either a knee-length skirt for work, or a mid-shin skirt for costume purposes.

If it makes you feel any better, 8-year-old girls are apparently now in charge of Animal Planet, as they are running a show called "Mermaids: The New Evidence".  Why yes, I am recording it.

Oh it was YOU who said "yod-dropping" recently and made me go figure out wtf that was! And I was all, "WTF there is no Y sound in any of those words" so I guess that answers your question in my case.

Oh my god, Becky, look at her hump, it is like SO BIG.

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I AIN'T ENGLISH, LIMEY.
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Wait how am I supposed to be saying Appalachian?

I do at least say "fixin' " and not "fittin' ", though.

Look, your neighbors would like me to tell you: please put the robe back on when checking the mail. For the love of God, please put the robe back on.

Well, he doesn't have any chest hair, so why is it unsanitary?