@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus I just recently got rid of my unlimited texting plan because I wasn't using it enough to justify the extra money. I would rather someone just freakin' CALL; it's so much easier.

Having both their kids working at such young ages is skeevy to me; letting your kid be a child actor seems like a statistically excellent way to screw their heads up completely.

Yeah, I agree, that would be even more fucked up.

@avclub-734ffb84cfa214922893511fae356b45:disqus Turkey bacon is an abomination and those who enable its production will surely burn for their sins.

Oh my god, I am so ashamed for so many reasons, but I will totally watch Overboard any time it's on.

I dunno, I think that's regional.  Everyone I know in the US says "playing with Legos" , whereas everyone I know in the UK says, "Playing with Lego".

Totally with your wife on this one, and depending on other factors - how do your wife and him get along, is this his standard MO towards women, is he basically a dbag who likes to make sexist jokes and then get annoyed when women get offended - I could conceivably be even more on her side.

Migraine oh please stop
Seven days is far too long
These new meds don't work

Uh, hey, Major Tom?
This is Ground Control or something, I think your circuit might be..er…dead.

I have been starting and fucking up and starting for quite some time, so I feel your pain.

I find it hilarious that apparently Jaden Smith is now petitioning to be an emancipated minor. People don't normally do that if they think their parents are doing an awesome job, do they?

That does sound a LOT better than peanut butter all the time! And okay, what does quinoa even taste like? Barley, cous-cous, rice?

I have the whole week off. I HAVE COOKED NOTHING MWA HA HA HA although I am going to make tabbouleh today or tomorrow.

Dude I will watch the shit outta that.

I want to see how Brienne will be met by Cersei.

You joke, but my dad's an (electrical) engineer, and words cannot express how disappointed I was when I was old enough to realize that he didn't drive a train for a living.

I try not to trust IMDb, cause they're not always right, but I suppose at this point, they probably are. And also, fuck.

You are correct, sir, re: Alien vs. Alien(s). But  T2 works better for me on some levels because I am just a complete sucker for that kind of ever-more-convoluted time-travel & unavoidable apocalypse.

YES we had the book/picture disc!  And it was quite a shock the first time I heard John Huston speak, years later. "Holy fuck, is that Gandalf?!"

I never saw a horror movie until I was like 25 years old, so I had to get my scares elsewhere.  Those fucking Oompa Loompas scared the shit out of me. The boat ride, weirdly, did not. Oh yes and of course flying monkeys are evil personified.