More torture yaaaay indeed! I hate that useless, weak-willed little shit Theon. Keep on mind-fucking him, people.

Brock SAMSON? I am SO there.

Well goddammit, you are correct; I totally left out the M.

How can you just say something like that, and not provide a link?

Pine comes very close to squicking me, so I'd prefer it if this movie ends with Kirk's spirit taking up residence in Cumberbatch's head.

*waits excitedly for reveal*

Also I believe the technical term is not an "Inception womp", but an "Inception BWAAAAAAAAAAAAP".

@avclub-55ab1e0836b46cc575ee502254e68ea9:disqus *salutes* I will hold him down as long as necessary.

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's even better if you throw in some finger-guns.

@Scrawler2:disqus There should probably be some kneading in there, too.

Moar archers!

*nods seriously* Proper grooming is very important, @avclub-9cd818ea56273170b63f339aa6f34bca:disqus .

Don't call it a kirkback.

@ColdGottoBe:disqus I was thinking more like, y'know, licking his nose.

So…if he's a naughty kitten and I'm a happy kitten, I should…groom him?

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

I was both pleased and proud today, while my friend and I were having lunch, she referred to Patton Oswalt as "the guy from Justified".

I sincerely want to curl up in his voice and purr like a happy little kitten.

Hey, I don't have any! Never got any!