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I really wish Martin had come up with a different word for that particular talent. Every time it's mentioned, I'm just thinking of scary-ass mutant evil wolf things.

You know, unless those kids are shot up with super-soldier serum, they're not going survive being stuck in a freezer.

I laughed at the expression on her face when he said, "I want you" - it was like she was restraining herself from patting him on the head. The first time Melisandre has done anything I liked.

THAT fuckin' guy, the dude with the pigs. Someone needs to stab him a lot.

That would be Spartacus, my friend, about three? weeks ago. And the recipient was Julius Caesar, no less.

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That's the first time I actually bought No Bullshit Daenerys; previously she's just seemed …tantrumy to me.

He found his special purpose!

I was really hoping he just ran out of the room, and went to the library or something for three or four hours to make Tyrion think he banged all those chicks.

He gets a shield specially made with a spike sticking out the front and a sword sticking out one side. /still in Spartacus mode and those semi-crucified slaves aren't helping

Yes, that was the most interesting thing Talisa's done so far.

I was more than half expecting what's his face to threaten Jaime with rape, since it seemed to be the evening's theme.

And we don't know how intelligent the dragons are, do we? Quite possible that they wouldn't be loyal to or managed by, so to speak, anyone but Daenerys, and that "giving" someone a dragon is not something that can actually be done.

I was just hoping that the entire rest of the series would have one scene of gratuitous Theon torture per episode.

Where I was watching, that goddamn song kicked in about 45 seconds before the end of the episode.

I didn't really read it as him having ~feelings~ for Laeta in a romantic way, but more simply as them coming to an understanding and place of mutual respect that happened to include sex. If that makes sense.

She was bi; she was shown more than once at least kissing other women for non-Gannius-titillation purposes.

I think it's worth noting that the only couple to survive was the gay couple.

Yeah, I was actually expecting a Crixus shot at that very moment, although from the way she looked upwards, I do think we were meant to infer she was seeing him.

I always talk to the TV don't judge but I haven't yelled so much encouragement at an episode in a very long time. I made the cat jump shouting, "THAT'S OUR MAN" when they revealed the giant pit trap.