Now how do you know you lost them? I mean, did you go back to an article and see comments you hadn't gotten notifications on? I've done that, but I don't really keep track of my smartassery after about 24 hours.

Let's use "ejaculate". It's classier, and yet more likely to make me giggle like a 12-year-old.

I always want to buy bracelets but I never wear them. That is exactly how I've ended up buying three different copper bracelets.

OMG I HAVE THAT
Is it a recognized disease? I mean, is there funding to help me with my condition?

I have been really surprised how much I like Henry Winkler in that role.  He may actually be my favourite character.

Somthing something grind the Romans under my heel something something ride for wrath & ruin

YAY I love corny jokes; I will give you two of my favourites.

I have all sorts of skirts I don't wear very often, so unless I find a dress I really really love that is really really cheap, it's hard for me to justify spending much.

But did you pay the iron price for it?

I love copper jewelry so so much; it looks great on me and it's always unique because it's so hard to find.

..oh hey I just realized I'm at 4817 comments.  Let's see if I can hit 5k on the TI today!

YOU CAN TRY, YOU ROMAN BASTARD

Cardigan season is never over when you live in a state in which all buildings blast their goddamn A/C until it's like the inside of a meat locker.

I KNOW. People have been selling that shit for almost 11 years, and they just now decided to care.

I didn't think that people could get illnesses from reptiles.

I still have not found anything to wear to this wedding I'm going to; I may just settle for a new blouse to go with a skirt I already have. I hate all the dresses I've found & I don't know the couple well enough to spend very much anyway. 

I've been listening to Pandora, and I just want to have a talk with their algorithm. When I ask for Nick Cave, I sure don't expect to hear anyone who doesn't sound like they might actually be bleeding out or kicking an Bible salesman while they're singing.

COPPER. Copper is best.

Navy! Not enough people wear navy, IMO.

OH right, @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus just reminded me: has everyone seen the hat news? Fox sending C&D letters to anyone selling Jayne hats:
http://www.themarysue.com/j…