I can't believe that whore stole my Stanza.
I can't believe that whore made it through the Lake of Acid.

I couldn't laugh because I empathized with Barney.  Please Ted, shutup and let Barney's floating head talk.  How could he not be impressed with that.

Lights, Camera, Perd.  Because no other word is a better stand-in for "Action".

Disappointed he would fall asleep during Paths of Glory.  It may not be a movie that Andy would search out.  But it's a good one I think he would appreciate once it started.

I'll paraphrase an Andy Samberg joke from the Independent Spirit Awards. "I hope everyone is enjoying their dinner.  And don't worry there is no horse meat in this room.  Michael Fassbender could not attend tonight."

I wonder if there's an April/Ann subplot in Too Big to Nail as well.

This man is a failure.
(nods head in enthusiastic agreement)

Timberlake sells the hell out of it.  The minute he gets too cool for it, that sketch will die.  It worked better with Forte's weird falsetto.  Bobby was not a good foil.

I was waiting for Martin Short to run off after his muffins.

Glad I wasn't the only one to think tone shifted there.  Well, actually, the crowd seemed to hold back a little bit there too. But after it was over and Bobby got his Drunk Uncle compliment, everything went back to the way it was.

Don't see any online commenting on this.  But during the show, did Amazon have a Kindle Commercial that didn't negatively reference gay marriage.  Like, it was just a thing, almost equal to the one of the woman married to the man.  So crazy. I'm happy not to run into any complaining or trolling on it.  which is good,…

They really need to redo those opening credits.  Because that little girl doesn't look like the undead creature that Cam and Mitch lift up at the beginning of every show.

How could anyone sleep at night with that elephant hanging over their head.  I understand it's hard to find real works of art to use as TV props, but that picture was ridiculous. And it sure as hell isn't one you put in a bedroom.  Maybe a child's, but not in a grown ass Captain's bedroom.

Gotta agree annacatt.  That tirade about her being just a teacher, and the art stylists insult about her sense of humor seemed off tone for what was happening.  Plus, I refuse to believe the Captain would be such an asshole.  You're just a kindegarten teacher, hmmm let me buy that painting anyway is a big jump to…

The actor who looks like Charlie from Always Sunny and was annoying on House made me think that parallel office was going somewhere.  Maybe more was cutout.  Should have put David Cross in that role if it was going to be so quick.

Poor Brooke's husband.  I can't imagine the constant complaints of everything he must endure.  you name it, she fears it.  Boats, water, tight spaces, not being in control.  You drive in a car every day, yet a helicopter is too small?  I guarantee it's not anything that can't be overcome.  She finally opens her eyes…

It always looked stupid when the jeans were tucked into them.  Removing pants from the equation was the right call.

Unlike how long the Tyson thing went.  Didn't really need to see him recreate the whole sequence again.  He should have come out of that store, talked about picking up the baby, then smash cut to the strip club.  Would have been funnier, and we could have put the pieces together to understand how it all happened.

I'm perfectly OK with this type of storytelling, and I hope others use it in the future as MF and P&R do.  No need to go to great lenghts to explain it.  The greeks had the chorus.  Shakespreare had soliloquys.  When you read a book you read both quotations and inner thoughts of characters.  This is an interesting way…

Another problem with this Brian-Pam drama that no one likes - the guy playing Brian can't act to save his life.  I thought his pleas last week to turn off the camera came off stilted.  His cold opening thing with Meredith was supposed to come off funny but ended up really flat.  His loving look at Pam was more like…