I'm trying to save it for a cross-country drive.

That's the thing, though: they weren't villains. They were being bullied by the North, and they had enough pride to stand up and fight. That's the story they tell, anyway.

They can also arrest you for making TSA jokes while waiting in line for airport security.

I did a practice hike and attended the Austin Ice Cream Festival. Took about 3 naps.

I can't help but notice that his language is just barely vague enough that his supporters could probably argue that he was also condemning violent racist groups like BlackLivesMatter and AntiFa. On all sides.

Most of which he did while sleeping!

Sad to say that when I was unemployed, I might have offered. I've worked at oil companies before, so it would be a step up.

Literally everyone except the government has the right to infringe on your speech.

The manky old boot. It's a portkey!

Nobody at Winterfell was fooled by it the first time around - they understood immediately what had happened.

At that moment, Bran is acting as a spy. Once he has been found out, the spy mission is over.

I'm currently working under the assumption that Bran knows Littlefinger has something important left to do, which is why he hasn't asked anyone to disembowel him yet.

For reasons I can't quite rationalize, I've been looking at comments on Facebook news posts again. Apparently, Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization, and counter-protesters are inhibiting protesters' freedom of speech.

Because you took an ethnic studies course at a university and learned that ethnicity and nationality are only constructs?

If anything good at all has come out of this, it's the pictures all over the internet of Confederate flags next to Nazi flags. Hard to argue that the stars and bars is really about Southern pride and culture at that point.

If you're at Trader Joe's, forget about the Oreo knock-offs. Go for the maple leaf cookies.

I suspect that I, like any normal person, would probably enjoy touching Taylor Swift's ass. But it would also be very important to me that she like and appreciate my gesture, and I just can't see that happening without her consent. Which is why I have no respect or sympathy for those who don't care what she wants - or…

I suppose there are people who don't pay rent out of spite, or as a goof, but whenever I failed to pay rent, it was because I didn't have any money.

"Meanwhile, on Reddit, dudes" - that's all you had to say.

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