And that's why I'm a cat person.

Pre-show warning: "mild violence". Not exactly what I had in mind…

For me, that was the "I don't know who any of these fuckers are" scene.

Joffrey was not right.

Which pedals? I like pedals.

Brienne is way too important for Jaime's character development to go in the first episode of the new season. I think their fates will continue to be intertwined for quite some time.

Video needs to be more like 98 seconds to get you up to speed on everything.

The new American Dream: every kid can one day grow up to be a phony populist puppet for the far right. This is trump's true legacy.

Culver's meat is icky.

It's like baseball or Christmas - they do it because it's tradtion, and it's a tradition because they've been doing it for a long time.

Eek, no, I don't like my burgers to be crispy.

Same reason anyone doubles down on anything - they're sure that they're right.

I tried jogging on Tuesday morning. It was the coolest part of the day, but it was still over 80F. I fucking hate summer in Texas.

Twice a week would be nice.

I would argue that America is actually the sum of all the myths people tell about it, including yours and the rednecks'. It wouldn't be America without both. If you really want to "love", you have to embrace the flaws.

I saw a black coyote behind my apartment building on Saturday. I never knew such a thing existed. I thought it was a dog, but it didn't walk like a dog, and it wasn't accompanied by a human.

Fuck patriotism in general. The idea that I should "love" my "country" is stupid. I agree to follow the rules, and I'll defend my home if I have to, but that's not out of any sense of love. The US is not a football team.

Really, .docx? I'm pretty sure they're still using Word 97.

Suck it, book readers!

The intelligence of fish is one of the factors that makes this planet habitable. If they were like 1% smarter, there'd be a food supply crisis.