Not nearly dead enough. But the day is still young.

Very happy to read something besides complete disgust toward Hudson Hawk. I really like that movie. I mean, it's dumb, but if you can get over how dumb it is, it's very funny.

I'm confused: is this a double negative?

Do they call him that because of his height or his width?

She's wonderful, but the writers would probably fuck it up and deliver some sort of unholy cross between House and The Big Bang Theory.

You could also intuit the same thing about people who are super into genealogy and British history.

Back then, rape didn't necessarily mean sex without the woman's consent, it was sex without the father or husband's consent. I'm sure there was plenty of overlap, but ultimately, it was a property crime against her owner, and not an assault.

Save Hawaii for your winter vacation.

From context, I assume he means Randy Machoman Savage.

If the United States split into two, we'd have a 30-year civil war over who gets to keep the name.

Right-wingers are also yelling at Katy Perry, who is somehow also involved.

Back before the opossum rights movement.

Too Muslim.

Enjoyment of the first couple films notwithstanding, pirates are actually awful people. Steve Bannon would make a good pirate. Idolizing these people because they exhibit a certain kind of "freedom" from polite society is how we got into this political mess.

Kevin Shields is rolling over in his grave, and he's not even dead yet.

Finally, the elusive "this used to be a pop culture website" post that hardly ever shows up these days. Bro.

The solution to Scooby-Doo economics is hipsters gentrifying old abandoned buildings by turning them into artisanal wifi hotspots.

Those goddamn poors are never going to learn their lesson if we don't stop coddling them. So we have to cut them off, like we did to our gay son. It's called "tough love."

No way. Rowing is for slaves.

Glenn Greenwald is no Amy Goodman.