Surely they could have extended that tweetstorm to 11 or 12 messages. Amateurs.

Don't just write shit down, it has to fit with the other clues. We're working in ink here.

Or 1/16th, if gas prices go down even a cent.

Get your ass to Mars.

I was a bigger fan of the AV Club before every political clickbait article had some dumbass complaining in the comments about how the AV Club used to not post political clickbait articles.

You can learn all about it in the first couple weeks of an ECON 101 course at any half-decent university. And then you can forget it ten minutes after the final, if that's something you're into.

Dude, stop. I'm having PTSD flashbacks to my own holiday meals.

Star Wars still does this.

I'll watch almost any medieval fantasy at least once.

I really liked Prometheus, honestly. Like all Ridley Scott films, it had a big spiritual idea and fantastic production design.

This must be the location of Good Time Island, from Strangers with Candy.

And those two girls in transparent underwear from that one Roxy Music album!

I don't link Linkin Park at all, but I'm thinking about becoming an obsessive fan of their hit album just to spite this guy.

Finally got my copy of Juliana Hatfield's new album. Gorgeous, creamy pink colored vinyl, and she signed the album cover. Everything about it is pretty great, I feel like this album wouldn't have been out of place 10-15 years ago.

True Blood, season 4. Now there's witches and faeries involved.

Probably won't do very well in Japan, either.

Don't forget the Kona coffee.

#whitewashing or #whitewashout? A little editorial oversight would be helpful, Twitter.

The joke is really more about the power imbalance and political corruption implications of their relationship, and less about the fact that they're both men. More politicophobia than homophobia.

She doesn't look very tall. Fellow inmates will be standing Head & Shoulders above her.