Greasy flag pole?

Well, then

I'm at your house. Call me.

Guess that means he can't sound off like he's got a pair.

Oh, you've met people who like American Horror Story. You just don't know it.

I am the Bullman (woo!)

I remember that fondly. The episodes themselves were untouched, but the bumpers they ran were incredibly creepy.

Bring back Frisky Dingo!

Well, first it puts the lotion on its skin…

They did that, too.

No, not so fast. Loses meaning.

Daft Punk did it.

A capital idea. I shall do the same.

Sure did blow its wad early, didn't it?

Not a minotaur, @avclub-b312a491b1d6b93b96f06a15fd830918:disqus. The Minotaur.

It's nice to know that lurking inside those tights is the soul of a poet.

@Scrawler2:disqus Will this be before or after you find the Mexican?

Two words, @avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus: Pope box.

I wouldn't get your hopes too high up.

And this is a particularly stunning showcase for her. It's been years since I watched this film, but it has stuck with me in a way that others haven't, and Hawn's performance is a big part of that.