Hey, no one's forcing you at gunpoint to post here, man.

I take it you didn't get the memo, Hat. I've switched over to leather. Slightly creaky, but it has a lot more give.

*takes a bow*

A terrific choice to end on

Thank Gays It's Friday?

Just a typo. Somehow a sentence in the middle of the second paragraph got cut off.

Your loss, hermano. It is truly an astonishing book.

What are you waiting for, woman?

The deuce you say!

Yet another reason to despise the National Organization for Marriage.

Dude, do you even know where that study table has been?

Quoth the Penguin: "I am human and I need to be loved, just like anybody else does."

I initially read that as "Morrissey made out with the Penguin"

What about the party Rodney Dangerfield throws in Back to School that doubles as an Oingo Boingo show?

I almost went to one of those shows. Reportedly, Harry Shearer did the entire tour is drag.

Get Crazy has indeed flown under the radar, mostly as a result of its general unavailability. (Sure, it can be found in its entirety on YouTube, but according to director Allan Arkush an official release is impossible due to the loss of the original sound elements.)

I can't tell you it isn't so because it is so. Argento co-wrote the screenplay.

Well, it helps that more of her dominant genes came from Daria Nicolodi.

Ugh. I really hate the crutch of reviewing something by running something else down. In my own reviews, I try to avoid doing that as much as possible.

1. "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
2. "I get it. It's very clever. How's that working out for you, being clever?" (Not actually one line, but that's how I remember it.)
3. "I've worn dresses with higher IQs."