Umm, no?

Robert De Niro and the Temple of Doom.

I'd rather watch Robert De Niro and the Legend of Curly's Gold.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie, Kevin.

This one takes place in an alternate universe, like in the Community episode "Remedial Chaos Theory." It could even feature the same cast. Come on, work with me, Sister Mary!

Hey, Joss!

Actually, I just looked up Scream Factory's selection on Amazon and Halloween II has dipped to $18, so you may just have to keep tabs on them.

Who would dare dissent?

Hey, you know what I'd like to see this week? Bruce Campbell's Man with the Screaming Brain.

PFFR can be extremely hit-or-miss. I loved Wonder Showzen, but I couldn't get into Delocated or Xavier. There's something about The Heart that draws me in, though.

I've been keeping up with the new season

Maybe superficially, but their stories really don't have too many parallels.

Welcome to the club.

People who wear masks in public are weird.

In truth, I should have held out for three clangs before making that reference.

It won't be coming around again for another 11 months.

Where's the trolley?

What's the matter, Al? Had enough of the hot guy? Needed your nic-fix?

They should be fairly easy to disentangle since the only thing connecting the segments in Night on Earth is the fact that they all take place in a taxicab (in five different cities in the US and Europe).

You know who needs a TV series? Marshal Law.