"It seems evil has found a new home… in Sleepy Hollow."

"We're not here to sort out their problems."

I haven't. And I'm not planning on it, either. That's why I don't mind if you "spoil" it for me.

Please enlighten me. How does Total Recall reference Brazil?

It's our fault for not making Source Code a bigger hit. This is our punishment.

It didn't put the lotion on its skin.

Funny you should ask…

Since I always stay through the credits of any movie I go see — and am invariably by myself — there have been a few times where somebody has asked me to clarify something that happened in the film. I've never been cornered in the bathroom, though. That would be creepy.

What about the kid who was in the Footloose remake? (Note: I do not care enough about it to look up who was actually in the Footloose remake.)

I don't need to click on that link. I still see that in my dreams, man.

Yeah, I was surprised to learn of the existence of I Spit on Your Grave 2 when I checked Box Office Mojo this morning. You'd almost think Anchor Bay was embarrassed about having greenlit an unnecessary sequel to the vilified remake of one of the most notorious rape-revenge films ever made.

A few months back I found out that somebody I went to college with is on the editorial board of a website that reviews game shows. It's a funny old world.

That explains it!

The Fassbender unit always seems to be out for repairs, though.

Those are the best kind.

James Cromwell for the win!

That sounds like the show's equivalent of American Horror Story's haunted house calls.

That reminds of this riff from MST3K's takedown of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank:

Glad you dug it.

It's a Scraworld after all.